- Landed in France and caused immigration official to worry about my safety, advising, “Keep an eye on your wallet. Especially on the subway.”
- Thought pushy illegal taxi men were planning to kidnap and ransom us.
- Convinced mom our apartment was not “in the red light district.”
- Had dinner at café on corner of our street. Trouble ordering, ended up with caesar salad + glass of champs. Not bad, not great.”
And I did. Jambon!