Look, I know I’m new to this gardening stuff, but something seems off to me about the peas. Remember when the first pea came up and we were all relieved and you guys sent me that nice champagne/mozzarella stick gift basket and the post office lost it? Well… I don’t think that was a pea. Let’s look at the facts: it came up days and days before the others, and… it doesn’t match. I mean, they don’t look the same. I know, I played a lot of Memory as a kid.
New batch of peas:
I feel like someone mixed a piglet into my Border Collie litter.